If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating?
If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?
reblogging for the second comment. thank you.
do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues
how about i taste yours for a change?
that was smooth af
When there’s something strange
In your neighbourhood
Who you gonna call
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.
I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody